Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Seven Tidbits Of Artie Lange

I used to be one of the biggest fans of Artie Lange out there. After reading his book, I hate him as much as I love him now. Is he back on drugs? Is he still dating the hot young chick? We may never know the truth about Artie Lange, but he is an entertaining sidekick to the bored looking Howard Stern.

Here are some of the recent new tidbits of what is going on in the life of Artie Lange:

1. Artie pondered about what conversations him and his dad would have if his father was still alive. He thought after he punched him in the face for doing drugs, he would ask him for $10,000.

2. The title of Artie’s next book is a toss up between “Comfortably Dumb” (something his mom said) and “College is for Losers” (something his dad said). Howard said he liked the later.

3. Artie accidentally said “Dana” this morning when talking about Lisa’s cooking.

4. Tonight Artie is throwing out the first pitch for the Newark Bears.

5. Artie admitted to having sex with Dana in a cab after going to the strip club with her.

6. Artie on the wrap up show said he considers switching camps because the Yankees are no longer a blue collar team.

7. He also said he never saw his own website.

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