Saturday, September 19, 2009

Can a Thetan get a table dance??




Tom Cruise Tells Jay Leno That He Has Never Been To a Strip Club!


Rick's Cabaret New York's Topless Dancers Invite Him To See What he's Been Missing




When she heard that Tom Cruise told Jay Leno that he'd never been to a strip club, Rick's Cabaret dancer Maya, a 36D-25-36 blonde, said, “I'll give him a lap dance he will never forget!”


"I promise that he will love all the hot girls here," declared Giselle, a 36C-26-34 brunette. “And tell him he can bring Katie Holmes with him - she's hot!,” she added.


“Whatever,” exclaimed Candy, a 5'10" 33D-25-34 raven haired lovely. “Let's just get him over here to Rick's Cabaret and we'll show him that there's a lot more to life than jogging and method acting.”


"I didn't hear about it. I don't watch the Jay Leno show. I don't find him funny. Howard Stern is funny. Jay Leno is not," said Rick's Girl Avalon, a 34C-23-35 blonde.





Rick's Cabaret
50 W. 33 St.
New York City
ricks.com


Rick's Cabaret New York is a three story gentlemen's club in midtown Manhattan which features over 100 dancers nightly, a full service restaurant, a roof-deck smoking lounge, and numerous VIP luxury suites.

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