A Howardshrine Exclusive: Beetlejuice's manager Sean Rooney died in jail

Name: Sean Rooney

Inmate I.D.: #GW2091
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
DOB:3/7/1971
In Search Of: Friends
Convicted Of: Agg. Assault
Release Date: 10/2010

Address:
Sean Rooney #GW2091
SCI Rockview
P.O. Box A
Bellefonte, PA 16823
USA


Sean Rooney:

I am currently serving time at Rockview State Prison for an aggravated assault charge. I received a 4-8 year sentence for punching a man one time. He sustained a broken nose and seven stitches to the back of his head from hitting the ground. But damn, all that time for a single punch? You’re probably wondering if I had a public pretender or not, right? The answer to that is no. I had a payed attorney from Philly PA by the name of Daine Grey, who promised both me and my wife that I would not be facing any jail time. Boy was he ever so wrong. You better believe my wife gave him a piece of her mind. From what I understand, he has an appeal in on my behalf. I am confident however, that if my case makes it back to court, my sentence will be reduced. For God sakes, there are inmates here that shot people and got less time than I did. Well, you heard enough about my legal problems. I now want to tell you a bit about the real me. I am 36 years old and married to my beautiful wife Michele. We have been married for 14 years and have a 13 year old son named Ryan. I grew up in Bayonne NJ and was raised by my dad. I attended St. Anthony’s high school in Jersey City NJ, where I was the starting forward for the men’s varsity basketball team. We were coached by Bob Hurley and ranked #1 in the nation. At the end of my senior year, I received a 4 year scholarship to play Division I basketball at Duquesne University, located in Pittsburgh PA. Let’s just say it didn’t go as planned and I wound up getting kicked out. Years later, I was selling cars at a Honda dealership in Jersey City NJ where my brother Bobby was working as finance manager, I was doing real well, but there was something I wanted to do and that something was to be my own boss. That dream became a reality when I happened to meet a man by the name of Lester Green, you see, Lester was a dwarf and funny as hell. So what I did was bring him on the Howard Stern show. He is now known by millions around the world as, “Beetlejuice” and I am his manager. If you would like to see our website go to:
www.jollydwarf.com or
www.myspace.com/therealbeet.
If you're wondering why I'm looking for a pen pal being married, it's because you can only hear I love you, I miss you, and can't wait until you come home, but so many times. Besides it also hurts too much.

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Thanks to Lobosco for the info. RIP Sean. I met Sean who escorted Beet to the Shrine for a tour a few years ago. Good dude.