Monday, January 25, 2010

A Howardshrine Exclusive: Evidence Howard Stern possibly really does wear a wig! by Chaunce Hayden


Chaunce Hayden:

For many years it's been rumored that the eternally ultra-thick curly locks on Howard Stern's aging skull were in fact being held on by glue. Of course, only Howard, his hair dresser and maybe his trophy wife know the truth..... However...... some interesting evidence has just arrived at the doorstep of Steppin' Out magazine editor, Chaunce Hayden.
A wig company called Farrell Hair Systems apparently has a NYC salon where they keep a wall of clients hidden behind a curtain. Hmmm, well guess whose framed photo hangs along side years of loyal clients? You guessed it.....
Hayden now has in his possession two photos (attached "no pun") of the infamous Farrell client wall featuring Howard Stern with his long curls. Oddly, it's the exact same hair style worn by the owner of the company Richard Farrell himself.
In recent years, Stern (whose father is as bald as an egg) has admitted to getting loads of plastic surgery on his face, including a new and improved chin. Could it be time for Stern to finally come (Mr.) clean about his hair?

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