Saturday, October 31, 2009

DARK ANGELS 1

The movie opens with a vampire (Ginger Paige) going to a club, finding a man and having sex with him in the bathroom before feeding on him. What is it with porn directors and bathrooms? It seems that over the years I have seen many sex scenes shot in bathrooms, and this scene is shot in a particulary foul looking bathroom.

The Queen vampire (Sydnee Steele) finds her and is upset because of the mess Ginger has made in a public place. Sydnee Steele gets picked up by Mike Horner, who thinks that she's a hooker, and they go park in a dark spot and have sex in his car. There's some great camera work here with different angles shot inside and from outside the car.

Jewel de Nyle runs out of gas and while walking, finds Sydnee feeding on Mike. Jewel goes to the police, who doubt her story, except for one detective who appears to take her story a little more seriously and he takes her home.

At home, Jewel falls asleep and dreams that she is having sex with Sydnee and is bitten and infected. When she awakes, she finds that it wasn't a dream, but that she has actually been bitten. She calls the police, but by the time they get to her house and get her to a hospital, she is too weak and dies and her body is taken down to the hospital morgue.

In the morgue, she awakens as a vampire and the morgue attendant has sex with her. I don't know about other people, but if I worked at a morgue and a body came back to life, I don't think having sex with that body would be the first thing on my mind. The first thing on my mind would be: "Feets do your stuff".

After killing the morgue attendant and taking his clothes, Jewel goes back home. At home she is restless so she calls a taxi, forces the driver out and drives herself to the vampire's nest. I'm assuming that since she is now a vampire she can sense where the nest is located, since no explanation is given. Little does she know that she is being followed by the detective.

At the nest, the vampires try to convince her that being a vampire is great and they show her a couple of captives they are going to have sex with and feed from. But Jewel isn't buying it and kills one of the vampires by pushing her on some sharp logs. The other vampires start to attack Jewel, but she has a gun and they back off. I'm not sure why the vampires are afraid of the gun, since in most vampire lore bullets are not a deterrent to vampires.

The detective has gotten waylaid by another vampire forcing him to have sex with her (well, I don't think he really resisted that much!). This vampire tries to bite him, but he resists and the vampire runs off. The detective meets up with Jewel and they fight and kill off the other vampires......and then???????? Sorry, don't won't to spoil the ending.

My understanding is that this movie was shot in parts over a few months and I think this gave the director much more time to realize a complete story. The first few sex scenes flow as part of the story, not something just inserted into the story, this is a refreshing change from most porn movies. While this doesn't hold up through the whole movie (the scene where the detective has to stop and have sex in the alley, being a prime example) there are enough scenes like this to make Dark Angels 1 stand out from the normal crowd.

While there are some shaky parts to the movie - the morgue scene, the vampires afraid of bullets, a vampire that is killed by glass through the heart; overall this is one of the better non-comedy features that I have seen this year. While not perfect, it comes pretty damn close. I'm giving this one an B+

Dark Angels 1 starring Sydnee Steele, April, Jewel De'Nyle, McKayla, Ginger Paige, April Flowers, George Kaplan, McKayla Matthews, Voodoo Child, Phylisha Ryder, Evan Stone, Erik Everhard, Mike Horner, Mickey G., Dillion Day and directed by Nic Andrews

Friday, October 30, 2009

VJ Marissa actually keep her mouth shut?

VJ Marissa: "Okay guys let's play! but... for today, I don't want to do it with mouth! so pick what you like, I will follow... and please remember to avoid mouth stuff"

VJ Marissa actually keep her mouth shut?

NIGHT of THE GIVING HEAD








Global warming makes holes in the ozone layer, making men's sperm mutate and women who taste it become zombies craving more and if that woman kisses another woman, then she also becomes infected.

What do you get when a director that mostly shoots Gonzo movies tries to do a feature: A director who obviously doesn't understand features and should have stuck with Gonzo.

The movie looks like it was shot on a weekend by a bunch of people that all hung out in one house until their part in the movie came up. It was too brightly lit for a take on Night of the Living Dead, the plot line was weak, the jokes were stale, no one could act, it was poorly edited and on and on.

This movie just made me mad (hell, I'm getting pissed just writing this review)! Not only is Night of the Giving Head bad, but it wasted a great porn title.

My grade D-

Night of the Giving Head starring Nikki Rhodes, Amber Rayne, Veronica Rayne, Claire Dames, Samantha Sin, Kylee Reese, Rucca Page, Caroline Pierce, Rodney Moore and directed by Rodney Moore

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

BLUE ANGEL


What little plot there is in Blue Angel concerns a mobster, Steven St. Croix, getting killed and winding up in what I would guess is a sort of purgatory. He's made a guardian angel and is told he can earn a trip to Heaven or Hell, depending on how good or bad he does in his new job. He's teamed with Herschel Savage (who Steven St. Croix has whacked earlier...and that is whacked as in as killing, not whacked as in masturbating...Let's not get confused here). But, Stephen St. Croix makes a mistake and Asia Carrera is killed before her time and will have to spend what should have been her life (50 more years) in purgatory until her actual death date. This works good for the keeper of the records, since Asia is a computer whiz and can help him with the books. And also good for Stephen St. Croix, since Asia is now in purgatory with him.

After seeing Love at First Byte, which had a good plot (although a short plot) with lots of humor, I wanted to give a Simon Wolf Studio with Bud Lee directing another try, so I rented Blue Angel. You don't really get to the main plot until about 40 minutes into the movie OR if you skipped the first two sex scenes, about 3 minutes into the movie. This movie has six sex scenes of the modern day standard length of approximately 18-20 minutes. Since the movie is only 127 minutes in length, that leaves very little time for plot. Even though I was expecting a short plot after Love at First Byte, Blue Angel's plot wasn't entertaining enough and either needed to be fleshed out (yeah, I said flesh) or written a little better. The very last part of Blue Angel is two sex scenes, with the movie cutting back and forth between the two scenes. If these last scenes had been cut just a little bit, then there would have been some room for a decent plot. The movie ends abruptly, with the last scene setting up for a sequel. I had no interest in seeing the sequel, until I found out that Blue Angels: The Second Coming was directed by Steven St. Croix. So maybe the sequel in this case might be better than the original. I grade this one a C-

A few other thoughts on Blue Angel:

As in Love at First Byte, Evan Stone never wears clothes, so he does not get to play dress up (and in his other movies, Evan appears to love a costume). Is this some type of conspiracy with this Simon Wolf/Bud Lee.....no costumes for Evan?

Stephen St. Croix may not the best actor in porn, but he always commits fully to his character, and that is no exception in this movie. The opening scene where he's having sex with someone's girlfriend and talks to the boyfriend while doing so is a little goofy but a scene that only Stephen St. Croix would seem able to pull off.

Asia Carrera demonstrates once again that she is a great "sex actress".

Blue Angel starring: Aurora Snow, Asia Carrera, Steven St Croix, Nikita Denise, Hannah Harper, Monica Mayhem, Kate Frost, George Kaplan, Kimi Lixx, Don Fischer, Evan Stone, Herschel Savage, Chris Cannon, Joey Ray and directed by Bud Lee

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Holandesa haciendo una paja en el camping



Las holandesas no tienen mucha fama de ser buenas en la cama, pero algunas rubias potentes y chupapollas como las del video seguro que te ponen la polla deseando follarte a alguna holandesa en una tienda de campaña

Cogiendo a una Colombiana jovencita por detras



El culo que tiene esta Colombiana y el coñito son dignos de la mejor foto y la mejor polla, además la chica parece toda una putita mientras pone su culo en pompa.

Os presento a Dominno



Dominno nació en Praga en 1983 y comenzó en el porno en 2008, mide 173 cm y pesa 53 kg. También utiliza el alias de Domenica.

Monday, October 26, 2009

El show de Bryci y su cam


Anggun Indonesia Roadshow 2009

Anggun will continue her concert called Indonesia Roadshow 2009 at Sabuga Bandung at November 17 - 20.00 WIB featuring Bunga Citra Lestari.

Anggun Indonesia Roadshow 2009
Anggun Indonesia Roadshow 2009

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#7 "KEMBALI"
#8 "STILL REMINDS ME" (DUET WITH BUNGA CITRA LESTARI)
#9 "BERGANTI HATI"
#10 "WANT YOU TO WANT ME"
#11 "SNOW ON THE SAHARA"
#12 "IN YOUR MIND"
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+ free official merchandise + free invitation "Meet And Greet Anggun"

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[Via Anggunesia.com]

Lindsay Lohan fake



Dos chicas punk en acción


Video en HD de Kyra Black en gangbang




Venus Berlin 2009




Marisa Miller - VS Fantasy Bra Girl 2009


Monday, October 19, 2009

The Best Of Perfect Pink 2002

The Best Of Perfect Pink 2002Adriana Sage is horny and ready for action just about anywhere and anytime. She loves surprises and soon finds herself spreading her legs in this steamy outdoor scene. Those luscious Latina lips looks so sweet when they are wrapped around a cock, and it's even better to see her perfect shaved slit getting jammed full of dick.

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Daniel Carver's Son Arrested

Wake up white people, Daniel Carver Jr was arrested!

North Hall man faces weapons, drug charges
By Staff

GAINESVILLE - A convicted Gainesville felon is back in jail, facing a long list of charges, including five counts of firearms possessions.

Daniel Carver, Jr. was arrested without incident at his home on Southers Road in North Hall county Friday.

Agents with the Multi Agency Narcotics Squad, Gainesville-Hall County Gang Task Force, Hall County Sheriff’s Office Criminal Investigative Division, Hall County Sheriffs Office Uniformed Patrol Division, ATF, as well as Agents with the Forsyth County FBI Safe Streets Task Force, assisted FBI Agents with the execution of a search warrant at Carver's residence.

In addition, agents with the Gang Task Force had additional warrants for Carver for an incident which occurred earlier this week where Carver rammed a vehicle in a store parking lot. The vehicle was occupied by two individuals who were not injured during the incident.

Carver faces the following charges:
*Possession of Firearm by a Convicted Felon (5 cts)
*Possession of Methamphetamine
*Possession of Alprazolam (Xannax)
*Aggravated Assault
*Failure to Stop at the Scene of an Accident with Damage
*Reckless Driving
*No Proof of Insurance
*No Tag



source: http://www.accessnorthga.com/detail.php?n=223874

Espectacular video de Allie Sin


Maria baila y se desnuda en el hotel


Laura la portuguesa follada por detras


Follando a Laura la portuguesa


Su primer video delante de la cam


Shopia Latjuba is still hot!!

Shopia Latjuba is soooo...hot when she was young. And she now is still HOT!! Take a look at the pictures below... What do you think?

Shopia Latjuba is still hot!!
Shopia Latjuba is still hot!!
Shopia Latjuba is still hot!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Nia Ramadhani Engaged to Ardhie Bakrie. Will Get Married Soon

Sources confirm that Nia Ramadhani and Ardhie Bakrie are not just thinking about diamond rings and maybe getting married.

They are engaged and will tie the knot soon!

Nia Ramadhani Engaged to Ardhie Bakrie. Will Get Married Soon

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Artie Calls Off...AGAIN

Baby Gorilla is sick yet again...is he back on the sauce? The Stern staff weighed in on the issue on the October 13th show:

"Howard started off the show welcoming George Takei to the studio and noting that Artie was out today, as he's been – oddly enough – 4 of the 10 weeks George has sat in as the show's announcer: "We were out Friday and Monday. It's fine, but...I've tried to figure out whether Artie's on drugs or not because I'm always wrong." Howard later asked the crew if they thought Artie was sick or back on drugs.

George gave Artie the benefit of the doubt: "I think health-wise he's very fragile."

Fred disagreed, but only in the hopes he was proved wrong as he has in the past: "He's on the sauce again."

Robin was also skeptical: "I want him to be sick but I don't think he is." Benjy speculated: "But that might mean he was using before and got off again."

Jon Hein was generous: "I think he's exhausted and therefore sick."

Howard said he was sick himself – of betting in favor of Artie's sobriety and being repeatedly proved wrong."


A few months ago I would have said Artie was just sick, but since he lost me as a fan with his latest DUI, I would have to agree with most of his fellow co-workers. Even they can see Artie Lange is headed down a sad and scary road...

source: http://www.howardstern.com/

Dara The Virgin

For those who love Dara The Virgin, enjoy her pictures below taken from KapanLagi.Com. Previously, I also posted Mitha The Virgin.

Dara The Virgin
Dara The Virgin
Dara The Virgin
Dara The Virgin
Dara The Virgin
Dara The Virgin
Dara The Virgin

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini

Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini
Tika Putri has decided to show us her bikini body. She went to photo studio (not to beach) and now you guys can enjoy the pictures...because Tika Putri will definitely be worth the look!

Click the picture if you want to view Tika Putri and her bikini in large pic!

Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini
Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini
Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini
Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini
Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini
Tika Putri in HOT!! Bikini

Photos via kaskus.us

Sora Aoi Popular IDOL

Another Howardshrine Exclusive: More pics from the gay wedding by unsolicited advice guy

...who wants to be a mod at howardshrine.net so bad that he is offering pics from that very personal Stern moment in exchange. Hmmm....Quite the dilemma. Would the True Fans of Stern approve of these kinds of negotiations for one of the prestigious mod positions at the Greatest Howard Stern fan message board of all time? Would the True Fans of Stern approve of us posting the pictures in question, pictures of Howard and Beth and his parents and daughters from such a private, family occassion? Well, here are a few samples. What say you True Fans?




Friday, October 9, 2009

Maria Ozawa in Menculik Miyabi and her latest photos

Maria Ozawa in Menculik Miyabi and her latest photosWow!!! Maria Ozawa covered everywhere! Maria Ozawa (小澤マリア Ozawa Maria), who used the name Miyabi (みやび) is now more popular than before in Indonesia. Even housewife, students and minister know her!!! Maria Ozawa/Miyabi is expected to arrive in Jakarta to begin shooting Indonesia comedy film titled "Menculik Miyabi" this October. The film is produced by Maxima Pictures and to be directed by Odi Mulya Hidayat, based on a script by Raditya Dhika, which will be released in Indonesia at the end of 2009.

Maria Ozawa in Menculik Miyabi and her latest photos
Maria Ozawa in Menculik Miyabi and her latest photos
Maria Ozawa in Menculik Miyabi and her latest photos
Maria Ozawa in Menculik Miyabi and her latest photos