Geez! You baby gorilla...
Artie Lange Pleads Guilty!
by TMZ
We've learned comedian Artie Lange just pled guilty to one count driving under the influence of a habit-producing drug.
Cops say Artie -- who was pulled over in Tom's River, NJ on July 10 -- had a prescribed sleeping pill in his system when he got behind the wheel.
Lange was fined $664, his driver's license was revoked for seven months and he has to serve 12 hours in an intoxicated driver resource program.
Lange's lawyer, MIchael Grasso, says Artie pled guilty because "If we would have taken it to trial the interest of the media would have outweighed the best interests of my client."
Grasso also said the prosecution planned to call more than 10 witnesses and he would have had to counter that with a dozen witnesses of his own -- so the plea just made sense.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Krisdayanti on Asia Uncut
Krisdayanti on Asia Uncut in English!
Asia Uncut An ensemble of international and Asian celebrities join zany host Jon Niermann and guests for high spirits and funfilled entertainment
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Porn Star Haiku: Jaylynn Sinns
Even beneath the sheets,Even at night, smiles like yours
Will light rooms and hearts.
Monday, September 28, 2009
I Love Love Love Fatty D
I used to room with the coolest chick. We lived in a one story bungalow at the edge of Berkeley and all was awesome. She used to keep the bathroom stocked with issues of Vice she stole from work. It was in one such magazine a few years ago where I first encountered April Flores (AKA Fatty D). 
There was a review of The Voluptuous Life. "Who is this beauty on the cover?" Love at first sight. Smitten on the can. A week later, Rose was able to steal a copy from work. We watched together straight away even though we weren't intimate and we had only known each other a few weeks. Our shared love of April Flores was the first of many bonding experiences. She also shared my disappointment at not seeing Ms. Flores in hardcore action.It was a lovely day when I found out about Waist Watchers 4. I had long since moved back 
to the East Coast but I was on the phone with Rose within minutes of finding out about Fatty D's first Boy/Girl. Why a 35 year-old lesbian has as much interest in seeing a bbw do some dude as I do, I'll never know, but God bless that woman. We were unable to watch it together, but she sent me a copy (snagged from work, of course), with her remarks on a Post-It note. And I was happy for a while.
to the East Coast but I was on the phone with Rose within minutes of finding out about Fatty D's first Boy/Girl. Why a 35 year-old lesbian has as much interest in seeing a bbw do some dude as I do, I'll never know, but God bless that woman. We were unable to watch it together, but she sent me a copy (snagged from work, of course), with her remarks on a Post-It note. And I was happy for a while.But you know me. When it comes to porn, I am never satisfied. Just one scene won't do. I waited impatiently for the next.
So I'm laying here with my laptop on my lap. I'm taking a break from my nearly done paper and listening to April's appearance on "The Sheena Metal Experience". Clicking around on the internets while I listen, I find that she's done another boy/girl, interracial at that!
I have quite a few issues with IR, but watch it anyway because I'm a conflicted bastard. But a big pro for me is identification. I identify with the dude onscreen. As a brown fellow myself, seeing a fellow brown fellow have sex makes it easier to see myself as him. Anything that makes it easier to see myself having sex with Fatty D, in particular, makes me happy.
Just now on the show, Fatty mentioned that very scene in passing. Now she just said how she won't be doing another Boy/Girl for a while. Oh well. Hopefully I'll stay happy with this (but you know I won't).
As soon as I'm done writing this post, I'll be on the phone with Rose. I'm in no rush; I won't be pulling my pud for a few months. But it's good to have a (most likely stolen) copy of Belladonna's Dark Meat 3 with Rose's notes waiting for me when I go back to being a deviant.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Indonesia-born pornstar: Tia Tanaka
I don't know...should we be ashamed of this or not... In fact, we have another Indonesia-born pornstar who popular in America, her name is Tia Tanaka. Cute, heh?...but she's a pornstar!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Maria Ozawa on FHM Taiwan – Photo and Video Shoot
Super sexy, super cute and super popular Japanese AV idol Maria Ozawa (well known as MIYABI in Indonesia) was reported will take a part in Indonesian movie titled "Menculik Miyabi" written by Raditya Dika. But, before it's happen, recently Maria was resisted by Indonesian Council of Religious Scholars (MUI) on of feature in Indonesian Movie.
If you are a big fan of Maria... Maria Ozawa (along with many other Japanese av idols like Akiho Yoshizawa and Mihiro) featured on FHM Taiwan May edition this year. Below is a video of the FHM photoshoot behind the scene where Maria talks in English saying hello to all the FHM readers in Taiwan.
Interview with Sarma Melngailis by Shabooty
Were you into the Howard Stern show before the time Howard visited your restaurant then talked about it on the air?
I’ve always loved Howard. I never got to listen to it a lot—probably the most was when I lived alone and worked in finance and had it on my shower radio in the bathroom so I’d listen while I got dressed. I’ve always had sort of a crush groove thing for him. So when he came in and was seated at the next table from where I was working, I got all flustered. He was sweet. He came in another time a few months later. I was really nervous talking to him and I usually don’t get nervous. I thanked him for talking about my restaurant so nicely on the air. I wanted to let him know that everything else he said was all cool too. Then he was saying that I should have my own radio show on Sirius like Martha Stewart. And I so badly wanted to say, “But I don’t want to have my own radio show, I just want to be on your show!” I didn’t say that because I was too scared…I don’t ever want to put anyone on the spot. But I do really want to come on the show. And make them all ice cream sundaes. I’d be terrified of saying something stupid, but I’ll talk about pretty much anything. I wouldn’t ride that thing though—I forget what it’s called. J
How has that exposure changed your customer base? And just helped business in general?
I was totally flattered when he talked about us on the air the way he did. The restaurant definitely got extra busy for a while, it was really nice. Something about the crowd looked very different. I realized it was way more B&T than usual! (Bridge n Tunnel). I like that he said he liked the restaurant so much. It gives us a certain credibility because most people expect a vegan restaurant to be lame.
full interview
I’ve always loved Howard. I never got to listen to it a lot—probably the most was when I lived alone and worked in finance and had it on my shower radio in the bathroom so I’d listen while I got dressed. I’ve always had sort of a crush groove thing for him. So when he came in and was seated at the next table from where I was working, I got all flustered. He was sweet. He came in another time a few months later. I was really nervous talking to him and I usually don’t get nervous. I thanked him for talking about my restaurant so nicely on the air. I wanted to let him know that everything else he said was all cool too. Then he was saying that I should have my own radio show on Sirius like Martha Stewart. And I so badly wanted to say, “But I don’t want to have my own radio show, I just want to be on your show!” I didn’t say that because I was too scared…I don’t ever want to put anyone on the spot. But I do really want to come on the show. And make them all ice cream sundaes. I’d be terrified of saying something stupid, but I’ll talk about pretty much anything. I wouldn’t ride that thing though—I forget what it’s called. J
How has that exposure changed your customer base? And just helped business in general?
I was totally flattered when he talked about us on the air the way he did. The restaurant definitely got extra busy for a while, it was really nice. Something about the crowd looked very different. I realized it was way more B&T than usual! (Bridge n Tunnel). I like that he said he liked the restaurant so much. It gives us a certain credibility because most people expect a vegan restaurant to be lame.
full interview
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Hanung and Zaskia tie the knot (late post)
Sorry for this late posting, Eid and Ramadhan were made me temporarily "leave this blog" because there are so many things that I had to do. HAPPY EID MUBARAK!!
It's also make me missed Hanung and Zaskia "instant" wedding... Actress Zaskia Adya Mecca and Director Hanung Bramantyo got married at At Taqwa mosque in Kebayoran Baru, South Jakarta in Ramadhan. So...Happy honeymoon for the couple...
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Treat Me Like Oprah!
Howard Stern to Sirius XM: 'Treat me like Oprah'
Howard Stern has a very special request for the bigwigs in charge at Sirius XM satellite radio. Since the King of All Media can't seem to get the respect he so richly deserves under his present conditions, Howard Sternis trying a new tack using language that they can understand. Howard Stern has proclaimed that he now demands the same treatment afforded to Unofficial Queen of All Media, Oprah Winfrey.
"Treat me like Oprah!" screamed Howard Stern during Monday morning's Howard Stern Show broadcast. The proclamation came on the heels of the news that Oprah Winfrey and her entourage had descended on the Sirius XM studios on Friday, throwing everyone on site into a proverbial tizzy. Oprah Winfrey's "O Magazine Show" co-hosted by Gayle King premiered on September 18th at 2:00PM, kicking off a new 24-hour Oprah programming blitz designed to attract some of Winfrey's TV followers.
As reports of Oprah Winfrey's divine visit to the Sirius XM studios trickled in to The Howard Stern Show on Monday morning, Howard Stern's rage grew to diva-like proportions. One staff member reported that Oprah Winfrey's BFF and Personal Wormtongue Gayle King was escorted by security everywhere in the studio, including the bathroom, for protection against any peons that might try to reach out and grab a piece of Miss King's magical coat of Oprah's coattails. A rumor that Howard Stern's picture had been either removed or rearranged on Sirius XM's wall of stars during Queen Oprah's visit pushed Stern over the edge.
"If I find out that's true then I am NEVER re-signing with Sirius XM again. I mean it."
It's unclear if the question of whether Howard Stern's picture was "bumped" down to a lower level during Oprah's visit will ever be answered, but Howard Stern has a few ideas about preventing it from happening again.
"Every executive here should be wearing a Howard mask," proclaimed the King steamily. "I shouldn't see one person who looks like themselves."
Sounds like Howard Stern had an "Ah ha!" moment.
source: http://www.examiner.com/x-11279-Howard-Stern-Examiner~y2009m9d21-Howard-Stern-to-Sirius-XM-Treat-me-like-Oprah
Howard Stern has a very special request for the bigwigs in charge at Sirius XM satellite radio. Since the King of All Media can't seem to get the respect he so richly deserves under his present conditions, Howard Sternis trying a new tack using language that they can understand. Howard Stern has proclaimed that he now demands the same treatment afforded to Unofficial Queen of All Media, Oprah Winfrey.
"Treat me like Oprah!" screamed Howard Stern during Monday morning's Howard Stern Show broadcast. The proclamation came on the heels of the news that Oprah Winfrey and her entourage had descended on the Sirius XM studios on Friday, throwing everyone on site into a proverbial tizzy. Oprah Winfrey's "O Magazine Show" co-hosted by Gayle King premiered on September 18th at 2:00PM, kicking off a new 24-hour Oprah programming blitz designed to attract some of Winfrey's TV followers.
As reports of Oprah Winfrey's divine visit to the Sirius XM studios trickled in to The Howard Stern Show on Monday morning, Howard Stern's rage grew to diva-like proportions. One staff member reported that Oprah Winfrey's BFF and Personal Wormtongue Gayle King was escorted by security everywhere in the studio, including the bathroom, for protection against any peons that might try to reach out and grab a piece of Miss King's magical coat of Oprah's coattails. A rumor that Howard Stern's picture had been either removed or rearranged on Sirius XM's wall of stars during Queen Oprah's visit pushed Stern over the edge.
"If I find out that's true then I am NEVER re-signing with Sirius XM again. I mean it."
It's unclear if the question of whether Howard Stern's picture was "bumped" down to a lower level during Oprah's visit will ever be answered, but Howard Stern has a few ideas about preventing it from happening again.
"Every executive here should be wearing a Howard mask," proclaimed the King steamily. "I shouldn't see one person who looks like themselves."
Sounds like Howard Stern had an "Ah ha!" moment.
source: http://www.examiner.com/x-11279-Howard-Stern-Examiner~y2009m9d21-Howard-Stern-to-Sirius-XM-Treat-me-like-Oprah
Howard Stern's Mansion OR Concentration Camp
Howard Stern's million dollar mansion looks surprisingly like the Auschwitz concentration camp. Hmmmmm...
Monday, September 21, 2009
Bubba The Love Sponge's Wife
Damn, Bubba must have a lot money to snag that piece of ass...
source: Bubba The Love Sponge's twitter page
Is Stern Funnier When His Wife Is Away?
Is Howard Stern funnier when his wife is away?
Howard Stern is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore. Howard Stern Show fans couldn't be more pleased. Since Howard's wife Beth Ostrosky hopped a plane to Los Angeles for a month to tape a reality show, Howard Stern has been back to the old rageful self that his mignons love so dearly.
Since Howard Stern's marriage to the former model/animal activist/sometimes entertainment reporter/animal activist/socialite/mega-beauty Beth Ostrosky, the King of All Media has undeniably changed. The lovestruck Stern has spent much of the last year proclaiming the happiness and satisfaction he has found with his new bride and fantasizing about retirement. While some of Howard Stern's more touchy-feely listeners might take some pleasure in hearing that our boy Howard has found himself a good woman who can melt the neurotic ball of rage within him, die-hard fans of the show may be less than pleased with the recent softening of the King's edges. Some even feared he was devolving to "Opie and Anthony"-like quality standards for humor.
Since Beth Ostrosky flitted out to Los Angeles to act as a judge on the TV Land reality modeling competition She's Got the Look, the old Howard Stern that terrestrial show fans remember from the FCC battle days has reared it's spectacularly ugly and vitriolic head.
Ahhh,.....sweet relief.
The past several weeks of The Howard Stern Show have showcased a more irritable, less patient, and increasingly hilarious star cast member. Howard went off on a classic tirade against producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate after Booey took an unflattering picture of the King with guest Kathy Griffin. Since then, Howard Stern has been on fire with rants about general incompetence, monologues on self-hatred and snappy comebacks for callers-in with criticisms of his work.
When a listener recently called in and accused Howard of being a "selfish child" for his lameting over Beth O's temporary absence, Stern belllowed back: "OF COURSE I'M A SELFISH CHILD! THAT'S THE POINT OF THE SHOW! MORON!"
During a soliliquy about the idiocy of reality show judges like David Hasselhoff on America's Got Talent, Stern finally stopped at one point in the middle of his blistering rant to wail: "WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEE????"
He's back! He's back! Our hero is back!
It seems that, as it is in the case of so many of history's great artists, when he finds satisfaction in life his art sometimes suffers for it. That sweet blonde vixen has tamed the beast that we all loved to watch snap the heads off of weasels and eat them whole.
But if our hero has found an opportunity for happiness and peace, don't we owe it to him to thank him for his decades of good service and send him off to The Hamptons to live out in peace with his princess bride?
If only we were that evolved. Millions of Howard Stern Show listeners might want to throw our own temper tantrum in the middle of the freeway when the vixen returns howling that "Beth O" sounds much too much like "Yoko" for our own selfish sensibilities.
Howard, we're as selfish as you are. If you don't hide your love away, who will rage on for us when Beth O returns?
source: http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-11279-Howard-Stern-Examiner~y2009m9d19-Is-Howard-Stern-funnier-while-his-wife-is-away
Howard Stern is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore. Howard Stern Show fans couldn't be more pleased. Since Howard's wife Beth Ostrosky hopped a plane to Los Angeles for a month to tape a reality show, Howard Stern has been back to the old rageful self that his mignons love so dearly.
Since Howard Stern's marriage to the former model/animal activist/sometimes entertainment reporter/animal activist/socialite/mega-beauty Beth Ostrosky, the King of All Media has undeniably changed. The lovestruck Stern has spent much of the last year proclaiming the happiness and satisfaction he has found with his new bride and fantasizing about retirement. While some of Howard Stern's more touchy-feely listeners might take some pleasure in hearing that our boy Howard has found himself a good woman who can melt the neurotic ball of rage within him, die-hard fans of the show may be less than pleased with the recent softening of the King's edges. Some even feared he was devolving to "Opie and Anthony"-like quality standards for humor.
Since Beth Ostrosky flitted out to Los Angeles to act as a judge on the TV Land reality modeling competition She's Got the Look, the old Howard Stern that terrestrial show fans remember from the FCC battle days has reared it's spectacularly ugly and vitriolic head.
Ahhh,.....sweet relief.
The past several weeks of The Howard Stern Show have showcased a more irritable, less patient, and increasingly hilarious star cast member. Howard went off on a classic tirade against producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate after Booey took an unflattering picture of the King with guest Kathy Griffin. Since then, Howard Stern has been on fire with rants about general incompetence, monologues on self-hatred and snappy comebacks for callers-in with criticisms of his work.
When a listener recently called in and accused Howard of being a "selfish child" for his lameting over Beth O's temporary absence, Stern belllowed back: "OF COURSE I'M A SELFISH CHILD! THAT'S THE POINT OF THE SHOW! MORON!"
During a soliliquy about the idiocy of reality show judges like David Hasselhoff on America's Got Talent, Stern finally stopped at one point in the middle of his blistering rant to wail: "WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEE????"
He's back! He's back! Our hero is back!
It seems that, as it is in the case of so many of history's great artists, when he finds satisfaction in life his art sometimes suffers for it. That sweet blonde vixen has tamed the beast that we all loved to watch snap the heads off of weasels and eat them whole.
But if our hero has found an opportunity for happiness and peace, don't we owe it to him to thank him for his decades of good service and send him off to The Hamptons to live out in peace with his princess bride?
If only we were that evolved. Millions of Howard Stern Show listeners might want to throw our own temper tantrum in the middle of the freeway when the vixen returns howling that "Beth O" sounds much too much like "Yoko" for our own selfish sensibilities.
Howard, we're as selfish as you are. If you don't hide your love away, who will rage on for us when Beth O returns?
source: http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-11279-Howard-Stern-Examiner~y2009m9d19-Is-Howard-Stern-funnier-while-his-wife-is-away
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Blast From The Past: Billy West
Billy West was one of the best talents on the early Stern show. Here is great audio of Billy West impersonating Howard Stern and Jackie Martling!
Can a Thetan get a table dance??
Tom Cruise Tells Jay Leno That He Has Never Been To a Strip Club!
Rick's Cabaret New York's Topless Dancers Invite Him To See What he's Been Missing
When she heard that Tom Cruise told Jay Leno that he'd never been to a strip club, Rick's Cabaret dancer Maya, a 36D-25-36 blonde, said, “I'll give him a lap dance he will never forget!”
"I promise that he will love all the hot girls here," declared Giselle, a 36C-26-34 brunette. “And tell him he can bring Katie Holmes with him - she's hot!,” she added.
“Whatever,” exclaimed Candy, a 5'10" 33D-25-34 raven haired lovely. “Let's just get him over here to Rick's Cabaret and we'll show him that there's a lot more to life than jogging and method acting.”
"I didn't hear about it. I don't watch the Jay Leno show. I don't find him funny. Howard Stern is funny. Jay Leno is not," said Rick's Girl Avalon, a 34C-23-35 blonde.
Rick's Cabaret
50 W. 33 St.
New York City
ricks.com
Rick's Cabaret New York is a three story gentlemen's club in midtown Manhattan which features over 100 dancers nightly, a full service restaurant, a roof-deck smoking lounge, and numerous VIP luxury suites.
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