Showing posts with label BBW. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBW. Show all posts

Sunday, February 19, 2012

BBW I Love Love Love #11: Rose Valentina






I wonder what Rose Valentina is doing right now. I suppose it's something terribly mundane. Something more ordinary than fucking on the smut-screen. She's probably in a supermarket wondering why they over water the basil plants . Maybe she's doing her taxes. She could be watching Wheel of Fortune, all the while marveling at the spectacle that is Pat Sajak's hair.

When you find yourself thinking about the boring day-to-day of a woman who has sex on camera1, well, that's love, right?2


1. Wait, Twitter!!
2. Well, there's another option, but I'm far too lazy, self-aware, and ironically distant for that nonsense.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

BBW I Love Love Love #10: Claudia Marie


I don't know exactly how I came upon the wondrous and boob-ponderous Claudia Marie. Wasn't too long ago. Maybe 2 or 3 years ago. I wish I'd discover her sooner.

This self-proclaimed "Big tit whore" will always be a hit with me. Maybe  and excuse the momentary flare up of classism  it's the the right touch of white trash. Maybe it's beaming Southern Charm. That extra large smile. That bigger than life personality that draws you in like a vortex.

Or, maybe it's her bigger than life breasts.

I don't know what it is, but even when I'm not looking to stroke, something drags me back to Claudia-Marie.

I will keep letting that something drag me back. Claudia-Marie has never disappointed.

She is also a BBW I Love because she's a songbird

Thursday, November 24, 2011

BBW I Love Love Love #8: Maria Moore


The year was 2003. I was on indulging in my newly discovered BBW interest. I was surfing the nets on my newly acquired broadband tubes.

BBW was only one of the fixations I was exploring. A quick look at my  Yahoo Groups will reveal a love of anime goth girls, ganguro chicks, tied up women, and well, hood rats (I'm really not proud of that).

She was just another girl with a Yahoo Group account. Like many of the other BBW models on Yahoo she posed nude but did no hardcore. As much as I wanted to see the likes of Dawn Perignon do things to a penis, I literally prayed on at least two occasions to see Maria Moore fucked on camera.

I stumbled across my wish quite quickly. She did a scene with the folks over at Bang Bros.


Aside #1: The shoot was for Mom's Anal Adventure but I'm almost positive the scene featured no anal. I could check to be sure but I want to finish writing this post. With Maria, a small diversion could be a few hours of watching porn.


Aside #2: This, I believe, was the moment it hit me that reality porn was not at all real.

At the time, it was a one time thing. She wouldn't return to sex scenes for some years. When she did, I was there waiting.

She beats even Samantha 38G as the BBWs I've loved the longest. I know in my heart, if she continues in this business for another 20 years, I will continue to watch her.

She's been through a lot recently (birth of her first child, cancer). And she's easing her way back into porn.

I'm writing because I've been thinking about our history today, and I feel the need to thank Ms. Moore for the hours of pleasure she's given me over the years. I should not and will not take that granted.

Maria Moore, I love who you are. I love what you do, and I thank you from almost literally from the bottom of my heart.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

BBW I Love Love Love #7: Tiffany Blake


This girl is getting it IN right now. And thank God for that, because I can't get enough of her. Even if I wasn't into BBWs, I would certainly be into Tiffany Blake. Look at that face. Fun Lay is written all over it. I bet she's the same exciting romp in the sheets in real life as she is on my computer screen.

I fantasize about her while watching her fuck. I fantasize about weird shit like dropping acid with her in the middle of the day and hanging out in a graveyard, or going out for pupusas in hole in a wall joints in Spanish Town, or laying around at the park all day drinking mimosas, or sitting around a bonfire talking about God and Elliott Smith lyrics.

Of course, all that's fantasy. The real Tiffany Blake might not be into any of those things. I'm more likely to just fuck her.

Tiffany Blake: She's blazing. I hope she never burns out.