Showing posts with label Tory Lane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tory Lane. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tugjobs - Tory Lane

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Big Butts Like It Big - Tory Lane, Mya Nichole

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Big Butts Like It Big - Tory Lane, Mya Nichole - Big Butt Masterpiece Theatre


Inmate Johnny Sins is led into the ‘education facility’for his rehabilitation. The educational showing for the day is an ass puppet play starring prison guards Tory and Mya. Tory and Mya use their big butts to re-enact a crime scene to teach Johnny a lesson. Tory’s ass is playing the cop and Mya's ass is the thief that gets caught with stolen jewelry. Johnny can’t handle his sexual urges while watching them pull each other’s asshole with anal beads. He knocks out the security guard on duty, and crashes the show by punishing both Tory and Mya’s asses.

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Porn Star Haiku: Tory Lane




I don't say this much
But, God damn! You're a filthy
Fucking whore. Thank you!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Meaty, But Not Fat, and Still, Pretty

I like to track the search words that send visitors to this blog.

Apparently most of my readers surf in via one of the two posts I wrote last year on the unfortunate, late Julie Ellis. So unsurprisingly, the majority of search words are Julie Ellis related.

julie ellis overdose
julie ellis porn
julie ellis pornstar
julie ellis death
julie ellis died
what happened to porn actress julie ellis
etc.

But why on earth would anyone google "julie ellis johnny cash"?

Here's a list of what's turned up only in the past month. I can only guess at my typical reader's frame of mind.

"tory lane" "how many men"
"behind the green door" "cum shot"
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"meriam benezra" reptiles
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My all time favorite will probably always be "meaty, but not fat, and still, pretty" which I only can assume was authored by someone who, like myself, has a thing for Amber Peach. What a poetic line! I doubt a more beautiful phrase has been googled.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

So Many Lanes


Ever given yourself a porn star name? You know how it goes: your first name comes from your childhood pet's name, your last is the street you grew up on. Mine comes out to Bucky Willow. This development has kept me out of porn as I have no desire to be a bottom in gay porn.

I often wonder how porn stars come up with their names. Wouldn't surprise me if some of them use the above protocol. I'm sure an overwhelming majority choose from a pool of stereotypical porn star/ stripper names (e.g., Amber, Britney, Nikki, Angel, Heather, Brandy, Chloe, etc). Of course you have your Sasha Greys and their obscure references. Who knew you could make sex flicks with Sascha Konietzko and Dorian Gray's monikers?

What about last names? There are the obvious references to sex (your Coxes and whatnot). There are certain last names that are abundant in porn for reasons I have yet to find out. Cody Lane, Sunny Lane, Vanessa Lane, Morgan Layne, etc. Why are there all these Lanes in porn? Is it their IRL surnames? Is there some sex reference I'm just not seeing? Is there some proto-sex goddess to whom all these women are alluding? Do all these signs point to Chasey Lain? Lois Lane? Does anyone know?