My Significant Other of the Moment, coincidentally also named Johanna, came in after it was over and saw it on queue. Her curiosity got to her and she watched a bit herself. She was quick to label Ms. Wane as Ugly Girl Porn.
"Oruba, that can't be what you're into. She's Frankenstein's monster. Look at her. That stretched back skin. Those wretchedly deformed fake tits. OMG. And the trout lips. the worst I've ever seen. It looks like they're running away from her face. You couldn't wait 2 hours for me to get home?"
And before I could defend myself, she hit me with a whammy:
"You put that together and you got yourself a tranny. C'mon, it looks like you masturbated to Amanda Lepore."
I find Taylor Wane beautiful but deep down, I'm afraid Johanna might be a bit right on that last count.
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Personally, I think Johanna is just jealous.
NOTE: I feel a more useful analysis is not to compare the two with each other but to trace the common image they both want to portray, the porn star and the transexual, to the ur-source of plastic womanhood, the Barbie. But all that is for another day.
