If I asked you to describe a pornstar what would pop into your head? There’s that stereo-typical image that would come up, blonde, big fake tits, tanned, and slightly plastic. Now what if I said describe that hot chick you always wanted to bone in high school because she was just so damn cute and dotted her i’s with little hearts but would occasionally wear something tight and slutty. Okay, that second description is what I think of with Lexi Belle.
That’s not to say Lexi Belle isn’t a major pornstar, she is, she’s a talent, a name brand, and a babe through and through, but she’s also not a cookie cutter type pornstar. This is why we’re setting up an altar to Lexi Belle’s awesomeness. Shit, we might have to make up a new word just for Lexi Belle like….Cutiesextacular.
Now before I get to the pictures, I sometimes read up on a person’s biography, and sure enough Lexi’s start in the industry sounds like a screenplay to a b-rated movie. A guy sees her hotness on myspace, she’s working in a video store, and he goes to the video store and recruits her. Here’s what I want to know, how the fuck does that work out? Let’s try this scenario out for the average man, like me. Mr. Blue goes to video store, see’s hot chick he saw on myspace and goes up to her and asks, “Hey, I was perving on your profile on myspace and think you should be in porn”….how long before the cops would be called and I would be tagged as an internet stalker with a 50 foot restraining order placed against me.
Enough of the ramble, lets just be glad someone saw that something special in Lexi and shared her with the world. Now, onto the pictures and we start with that face, that cute lovable face that will smirk a little playful horny smile that’s the invitation to hardcore sexual romp.
Body shots, because you should see Lexi as a complete package before you describe every detail. As a complete package she’s still got that hot chick in high school feel and even though I know she’s legal, I’d feel like there’s a possibility of jail time in my future. Recently though she’s blossoming into a sexual prime, so, as you can see in these photos she’ll go from elegant sexy, to art nudes, to cute babe, and all of them suit her.
Now lets break it down and go to the body parts starting off with her fantastic looking tits. Lexi Belle, wait for it, wait for it, is all natural. That’s right you silicone addicted juggheads, this girl is still all natural and if you ever get tired of palming a basketball and want to go to the soft wonders of real breasts Lexi Belle is just the right choice. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against big fake tits, but give me a set of naturals and I’m a happy man. Come on, it’s like a stress relief ball, fondling her breasts would probably lower your blood pressure and put you in a better mood. I wonder if that line would work on her, hmm, “Lexi, I need to squeeze your breasts to relieve some stress”…wait…am I going to get another restraining order against me for that line?
Junk in the trunk? I think not. Lexi got a tight little ass and she probably will never have one of those huge butts you want to bounce quarters off of, but variety is the spice of life and seeing her walking around in a pair of daisy dukes would make even the most hardened big butt guy go, yeah okay, I’d tap that, and hey the ass won’t jiggle endlessly when you spank it and yes, Lexi’s been naughty and you know you’ll want to give her a spanking.
Pussy Shots, yes, we have your pussy shots. To me pussy’s always been a matter of feel rather than appearance. That’s right, to truly know if a woman has a good pussy, you gotta fuck her. You can sort of tell tightness of pussy by a picture, but lets face it, until you’re playing hiding the salami you’re not going to know if it’s a Prime Grade A Pussy. So let’s think of this section more about what’s being done to her pussy and let’s just say, damn, it looks nice and tight doesn’t it. For this review to be completely Lexi Belle will unfortunately have to go through some rigorous testing…I have, umm, a special tool…yes, ummm that will gauge tightness.
Does she do anal? Well…kinda, lol. The photo guy managed to find her getting it with a strapon and her taking a vibrator up the ass. I’m pretty sure she’s done anal scenes though, so, I might have to do a little research or if you know her best anal scenes post it in the comments and it’ll be added later.
Can you think of any other model you’d want giving you a blowjob more than Lexi Belle? Sure, I’m positive I can think of some, but but but but, right now all I want is Lexi Belle gobbling down on my cock. She knows how to look up at you, that’s right, you got the full length gagging her pretty mouth, but she still knows to make the eye contact. That’s right, for me, a good blowjob involves lots of eye contact, well, and also the sucking like a Hoover Vacuum but I don’t think I even needed to state that obvious point.
Is Lexi Bells Cum shy? Hell no, this girl will take a cumshot with the best of them and she doesn’t even look revolted by it. Heck, she looks like she enjoys it. You ever cum in a girls mouth only to have her make that disgusted, “Omg, did he just cum in my mouth when I told him to pull out”…Lexi wouldn’t be like that, she’s not a wussy pornstar, she likes it and the evidence is listed below:
Girl on Girl action? Yes please, can I have some more? A lot of female pornstars will start with girl on girl stuff. I don’t know, somehow a toy is less threatening than a cock. Unless they think it makes them somehow less of a pornstar because she isn’t taking multiple dicks weekly. Who knows, who cares, I like the lesbo stuff and Lexi Belle is just perfect for it. You can almost picture her at a party and she just starts making out with a girl and every guy just stares on like they’ve just seen Jesus walk on water. Personally I think Lexi should always be the “chick” in a lesbo scene, the one getting it with a strapon / vibrator, but she gives and takes.
Wait are we going all softcore fetish on you here? Why not, the girl looks damn good in socks, brings out that innocent cute look, and she looks sultry in stockings. So all you nylon fetishist, rejoice, for Pichunter Blog brings you Lexi Belle and she’s wearing socks. Btw, the French Maid set is my favorite listed below.
Group sex was made for someone like Lexi Belle. She’s like that cute add-on or can be the center of attention with 6 dicks surrounding her. This is the thing that people don’t get about group sex, sure, there’s a bunch of people having sex, but sometimes you’re more of a sideline player and sometimes your the center of attention. Lexi does a little of both. Granted, I think she should be the center of attention, something about that cute chick getting slammed by multiples is just hot as hell, but she’s also a team player and will lick titties while another girl is getting slammed. Remember, there’s no “I” in group sex, wait what?
By default Lexi Belle had to do hardcore. She’s plenty pretty as a solo model, don’t get me wrong, but her appeal is definitely that cute Southern Belle that you want to see fucked. Granted, I think all porn models should do hardcore, but some need to do it more than others and Lexi Belle is a definite. I want to say she’s got the personality for it or maybe there’s just that something about her that makes you want to vicariously live through the video and fuck a choice babe like her, who knows, who cares, lets watch her get nailed.
Okay, I get the bondage stuff, honestly I do, but scroll down and you see her with this weird ass makeup on. All I gotta say, who the fuck thought up that stupid idea? It’s like, okay, we’re getting super hot Lexi Belle in, now let’s make her up to look like Heath Ledger in Batman. Okay, would I still fuck her, yeah…maybe I’d even get into the whole role playing shit and be all Joker Crazy, but come on, you get a perfect piece of ass like Lexi Belle and you go put clown make-up on her?
Onto the favorites and man these scenes are super hot, high quality, and just makes you want to take Lexi Belle home with you.
Lexi Belle’s personal favorites and that first one is just sizzling and now I’m wondering if the whole, “I need to test your pussy for the Pichunter Blog” line will work.
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