Piper? I Don't Even Know Her

See what I did there? Cause it's like Pipe-her, right. And see, I'm alluding to the fact that because we have never formally been introduced, it would be quite rude to do anything sexual that might be implied if you...

*crickets*

*sigh*...yeah, I know.

Ahem! So now there's this:


...and you are welcome.

I watched a couple of minutes of the Tony's last night cause someone my friend knows was in the "Mamma Mia" performance. Although I love me some Neil Patrick Harris and the general *gay* that the Tony's are marinated in, I had to flip the channel to see one of my very few husbands: Mr. Vincent D'nofrio of Law & Order: Criminal Intent (brilliant, BRILLIANT actor). So I guess I missed the whole Piper Perabo "poofy ugly" dress situation that happened on the T's.

Lucky for me, I was seeing a much better Piper situation happen WITH my husband, as she was the main guest star on Criminal Intent.

Um, did anyone else see it? How is it possible that she's even hotter now than she was 8 years ago in Lost and Delirious or 4 years ago in Imagine Me & You? How does that happen? At this rate, when she turns 36, she'll be so hot, I won't be able to look directly at her.

If you missed it the first time around, you can catch reruns of this episode on USA all week. And I'm not saying you can see Piper's scenes online anywhere illegally. I'm not saying you could do a simple search to find it. And I'm not saying clips like that would probably be taken down quite soon. Nope.