Oh, I Bet You "Come" From..."Down Under." Umm hmmm.

Let me just make one thing clear: I dig chicks. Black ones. White twos ones. Puerto Rican ones. Asian ones. Big ones. Small ones. (boobs too)...as you know, I likes them all. But if you've been paying close attention over the past few years, you know that I have a special affinity to those of the British and Australian persuasion. I ain't sayin' they're somehow better than the rest of us, I'm just saying they're far superior and much, much cooler. They're hotter and sound better when moaning my name...and their nipples taste like caramel. True effin' story!

So I thought I'd introduce you to a couple of lovely ladies from er uh...down..under my belt *nudge nudge wink wink* One I've known about for a year or so and one I've just learned about today. They both are hot, sing, and are hot. Good times, right?

First up, a ridiculously cool reader named Lori recommends Aussie Jess McAvoy. Of Jess, Lori says:

She is an ultra hot Aussie singer/songwriter. I'm not sure if she's a lesbian, but I have a pretty good feeling she is. Her music is kick-ass! Plus, she has a very cool video in which she disguises herself as a sailor and picks up women in foreign ports (it's called "The Sailor").

I'm totally bummed I couldn't find the "Sailor" video Lori mentioned, but I have just one word for this video: "SIDEBOOB!" ...or is that two?

(Visit Jess @ myspace.com/jesmaq)

More videos should feature naked women getting dressed slowly by a creek...or clothed women getting naked by a creek. That should be the first thing Obama declares in office.

Next up is a new friend of mine named Lo and her band Porcelain. The band has a very loyal following in pockets around the U.S. like Los Angeles and Austin, and theyre the only band in recent history that I've seen rock a Corrs-type hot violinist like it ain't a thing. You won't see that in this acoustic song, but just imagine this chick is lurking in the background:
<--**violinist**

...I know I always do that no matter what the video is about:


And here's a really funny vid with Lo and one of her bandmates that I just found from a couple of years ago...


Get all up in Porcelain's area by going to myspace.com/ozporcelain!

Besides the lovely Missy Higgins, I'd love to know about more of your favorite Australian singers/actresses/personalities. Let's make this an Aussie lovefest...leave links and info in the comments. If there are no comments, I'll have to assume I tapped all of what Australia has to offer. Ahem...I mean...some would say I have...*austin powers head tilt and raised brow*..."tapped" all Australia has to....offer. ;-)