En-dyke-lopedia Brown.

This is my favorite contemporary song right now...I can't help it:





And it's totally OK that Beyonce' bit off of Ciara's song/vid from last year:





Beyonce gets a pardon since Rhianna:





...bit off of Beyonce's:





Uh huh. I've solved the case. Aw, who else misses reading "Encyclopedia Brown" stories? I forgot his first name was really "Leroy." Leroy Brown...and white? Now that's something. Ahem...