Friday, July 31, 2009

Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow Weigh in about Katherine Heigl



Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow appeared together on the Howard Stern Show to talk about their new movie “Funny People.” But when the conversation came around to Seth’s former “Knocked-Up” co-star Katherine Heigl, the two answered facetiously. They revealed to Howard that the controversial comments Heigl made in a 2007 Vanity Fair interview apparently still burn, although Apatow seemed inclined to forgive.



The high-energy and humorous interview covered a number of topics including what it was like when Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler used to be roommates during their early days in LA, about Seth being bashed on “Entourage” and dealing with the pressures of success.



Note to editors: To link to short video clip of this interview, go to: http://www.howard.tv/?videoId=224 On the howardtv.com website, you can also pull the embed code to put a clip of interview into your website.



The interview in its entirety can only be seen on Howard TV On Demand service starting tonight, July 31, 2009.

Robin's 34 Gs

Pic of Miss Howard Stern in hospital


following her recent accident.


thanks to Shrine 100 Reporters Zolar and Lobosco for the info.

El masaje de AJ ALEXANDER & MELISSA JEAN




Thursday, July 30, 2009

A Howardshrine Exclusive: Beetlejuice's manager Sean Rooney died in jail


Name: Sean Rooney

Inmate I.D.: #GW2091
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
DOB:3/7/1971
In Search Of: Friends
Convicted Of: Agg. Assault
Release Date: 10/2010

Address:
Sean Rooney #GW2091
SCI Rockview
P.O. Box A
Bellefonte, PA 16823
USA


Sean Rooney:

I am currently serving time at Rockview State Prison for an aggravated assault charge. I received a 4-8 year sentence for punching a man one time. He sustained a broken nose and seven stitches to the back of his head from hitting the ground. But damn, all that time for a single punch? You’re probably wondering if I had a public pretender or not, right? The answer to that is no. I had a payed attorney from Philly PA by the name of Daine Grey, who promised both me and my wife that I would not be facing any jail time. Boy was he ever so wrong. You better believe my wife gave him a piece of her mind. From what I understand, he has an appeal in on my behalf. I am confident however, that if my case makes it back to court, my sentence will be reduced. For God sakes, there are inmates here that shot people and got less time than I did. Well, you heard enough about my legal problems. I now want to tell you a bit about the real me. I am 36 years old and married to my beautiful wife Michele. We have been married for 14 years and have a 13 year old son named Ryan. I grew up in Bayonne NJ and was raised by my dad. I attended St. Anthony’s high school in Jersey City NJ, where I was the starting forward for the men’s varsity basketball team. We were coached by Bob Hurley and ranked #1 in the nation. At the end of my senior year, I received a 4 year scholarship to play Division I basketball at Duquesne University, located in Pittsburgh PA. Let’s just say it didn’t go as planned and I wound up getting kicked out. Years later, I was selling cars at a Honda dealership in Jersey City NJ where my brother Bobby was working as finance manager, I was doing real well, but there was something I wanted to do and that something was to be my own boss. That dream became a reality when I happened to meet a man by the name of Lester Green, you see, Lester was a dwarf and funny as hell. So what I did was bring him on the Howard Stern show. He is now known by millions around the world as, “Beetlejuice” and I am his manager. If you would like to see our website go to:
www.jollydwarf.com or
www.myspace.com/therealbeet.
If you're wondering why I'm looking for a pen pal being married, it's because you can only hear I love you, I miss you, and can't wait until you come home, but so many times. Besides it also hurts too much.

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Thanks to Lobosco for the info. RIP Sean. I met Sean who escorted Beet to the Shrine for a tour a few years ago. Good dude.

Howard Stern wack packer Ivy Supersonic sent to Bellevue by police


The heavily-tattooed Silberstein, who investigators believe sliced herself in the arm with a knife she's been toting in recent days, was taken to Bellevue Hospital for observation. She was not charged with a crime.

Silberstein's removal from the Zeckendorf Towers marked the end of a bizarre 24 hours for the fashion designer, who posted frenzied messages on her Facebook page alleging that Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly was conspiring against her.

"Who ever [sic] has a copy of the voice notes file send to FBI," she typed. "UR very smart - send same tapes to Homeland and CIA protect me from Ray Kelly FedEx it to Obama now!!!"

Silberstein, 42, posted one last time moments before she surrendered, asking people to call her lawyer. Police sources said Silberstein's doctor called 911 to say that his patient, the daughter of famed attorney Jerome Silberstein, was bipolar and off her medication.

This was not the first brush with the law for Silberstein, who most recently was issued a summons last month for sneaking a recording device into Bernie Madoff's sentencing.

jlemire@nydailynews.com

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Infamous Baba Booey Mets Pitch Baseball Acquired for $18,000

Infamous Baba Booey Mets Pitch Baseball Acquired for $18,000 -- Proceeds to Benefit Lifebeat AIDS/HIV Charity

CHICAGO, IL -- (Marketwire) -- 07/29/09 -- On May 9, 2009, Gary Dell Abate, or Baba Booey, as he is known on the Howard Stern show on SIRIUS/XM, which he produces, threw out the First Pitch for the New York Mets. Despite rigorous preparation and consultation with a sports psychologist, Gary's pitch flew wildly to the right of the plate, almost hitting the umpire, making it potentially the worst First Pitch ever.

The pitch was widely ridiculed, both on the Howard Stern show and in the mainstream sports media. The phrase "Baba Booey" has since become the term for a terribly flubbed First Pitch.

On July 17, 2009, Gary put the ball, as well as the Mets jersey that he wore for the pitch, up for auction to support his Lifebeat charity. After several days of intense bidding, Taylor Mitchell, owner of satellite radio retailer TSS-Radio, won the auction for $18,000.

"I bought the ball for 4 reasons: The proceeds go to a great charity, the ball and jersey provide great publicity towards fellow Stern fans, and we really want to keep this ball alive and viewable to those that wish to see it. Plus, if you are as big a Stern fan as me, this is an important piece of history," said Taylor.

The ball and jersey are on display and available for viewing by appointment at TSS-Radio's offices in Chicago. "If you are a Stern fan in Chicago and would like to come over to visit, drop us a line, we will happily show you the ball and hook you up with a t-shirt. If you need help with your satellite radio setup we can also help with that. We also have setup a Facebook fan page for the ball and the pitch, which you can find at
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Baba-Booey-First-Pitch-Blunder/126264485785."

About TSS-Radio

TSS-Radio is an online retailer of SIRIUS Satellite Radio products. Focused solely on satellite radio, TSS-Radio has the widest selection of accessories, the deepest online knowledgebase and the most experienced technical support consultants in that industry. Based in Chicago, TSS-Radio can be found at
http://www.tss-radio.com or at 773-772-4340. More information about the ball can be found at TSS-Radios website.

Contact Info:
Taylor Mitchell (owner)
TSS-Radio
773-772-4340
Email Contact
www.tss-radio.com

simPATI love story



This one of my favorites ads...it has same theme with this cute Pond ads... the different is made and starring by Indonesian.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Love At First Byte


The plot: Aurora Snow is trying to develop the perfect man on her computer with a program she got from Steven St. Croix. Meanwhile on the TV in the room there is a porno playing (which is actually the first sex scene).

Keri Windsor, one of Aurora's roommates is planning to go to the big game with Joel Lawrence; but an approaching thunderstorm gets the game delayed and Keri and Joel wind up in the bedroom. As an aside, when Joel Lawrence first appears in the movie, he is in a coat and tie and Mrs. X-Ray said he looked remarkably like Tim Geithner, our current Secretary of the Treasury and I would definitely agree. I don't think anyone will be doing a White House spoof that would require a Tim Geithner look-a-like, but if they did, Joel Lawrence would definitely be the man for the part.

Lightning strikes Aurora's computer and her creation comes out of the computer as Evan Stone. Asia Carrera, Aurora's other roommate, volunteers to try him out.

At this point, the plot lost its way a little bit, since we get a segment where no one is home but the cleaning girl, April, when Randy Spears arrives. It seems one of the girls wanted to hire a male stripper, so April gets to do the "auditioning".

Now back to the plot, it seems that Evan has gone flacid and Aurora calls her friend Steven St. Croix for help and he tells her to come on over. In the meantime, Steven is busy bringing a couple of sex dolls to life for his own pleasure.

We find out that Evan is not really a computer generated man but a being from another dimension and at the end of the movie Aurora gets to have sex with her "perfect" man.

One thing interesting about this movie is that Evan Stone doesn't get to wear any type of costume. I recently read somewhere that stated people went into porno for the money or for the sex, but Evan must have gone into porno for the costumes. And if you take note of his appearances in most of his movies, he generally has some type of costume, even if it is just a hat.

This is a movie that I shouldn't like, since there isn't really much of a plot. However, the short segments of plot are very well written with some great humorous lines. Plus, this movie contains something I usually don't focus on - The Sex Scenes. Most of the performers looked more involved in the sex than what I normally see in pornos. I would really like to grade this movie a B+, but since the plot was so short, I am grading it a solid B.

Love at First Byte starring Asia Carrera, Aurora Snow, Keri Windsor, Nikita Denise, Holly Hollywood, April, Mia Smiles, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, Joel Lawrence, Randy Spears and Chris Cannon and directed by Bud Lee.

MELISSA ANNE TEIXEIRA IS NAMED MISS HOWARD TV FOR AUGUST 2009



Photo courtesy Howard TV



Melissa Anne Teixeira has been selected as Miss Howard TV for the month of August for Howard Stern’s Howard TV On Demand channel. Melissa, who works as a car saleswoman in her Fall River, MA hometown, is known as “Hemi” to her friends because of her infatuation with the powerful engine. After battling over the title of “HemiGirl” with the show’s resident car aficionado, Ronnie Mund, Melissa treats the entire studio to a sultry story about how her friend’s car trouble led to an erotic lesbian experience.



Melissa has many interests. She is a model and actress with a small role in the upcoming film “Surrogates” and is a dancer in “21” alongside Kate Bosworth. She designs clothes for the models at car shows and is studying Hebrew because she wants to be able to read the original bible. Her modeling portfolio can be found at www.thehemigirl.com.



Melissa’s studio interview can be seen exclusively on Howard TV On Demand. She will host the monthly preview show during August. Melissa is profiled with photos, a Q&A and a blog at http://www.howard.tv/missHowardTV/.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Video Magazine 28

Video Magazine 28Latina hottie Adriana Sage shows off some beautiful lingerie before this scene begins with some pussy play and cock sucking. Get your dick out, because once the fucking starts, you aren't going to be able to stop yourself from growing rock hard and nearing a cum explosion. Adriana wants that cum on her face!

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Yucko and the Damn Show family need our help

Hey guys,

The Local Paper in Athens is doing a Reader's choice award for the top 5 local celebrities in town. We think all 5 should be in The DAMN! Show family damn it!

Here's how to help. Go to the web site below and scroll down untill you see "Local Celebrity" and type in one of our names.

here

You can vote as many times as you like, so be a sport and type them all in if you have time:

Rack Em Willie

Waco O'Guin

Roger Black

Yucko the Clown

Bobby Possumcods



Thanks!



Waco and Roger

Rick's Cabaret New York all-female softball team



Rick's Cabaret New York has an all-female softball team that play in Central Park.
They challenge all-male teams, and last Sunday the opponents were the cast and crew of FOX New Channel's "Red Eye" Show captained by on-air host Greg Gutfeld.
As usual for a game with the Rick's Cabaret Girls, no one seems to know the final score. "We just play for fun," said Rick's Girl Marci. "We've been known to use our bodies to distract the guys, and it seems to work."
The best part of the game is always the post-game party at the popular midtown Rick's Cabaret club (50 West 33rd Street).
"No hard feelings if we win," said Rick's Girl Cathy. "At the party we girls all take off our clothes and dance for the guys, and nobody remembers anything about the game."
Rick's Cabaret is known as the club of choice for celebrities and pro athletes. Several players from The NY Yankees and the NY Mets can be frequently seen at Rick's Cabaret New York.




ricks.com

HOWARD TV PRESENTS: THE PENTHOUSE 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL


HOWARD STERN’S HOWARD TV ON DEMAND TO CELEBRATE PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE’S FOUR DECADES OF GORGEOUS WOMEN WITH A NEW SPECIAL HOSTED BY HEATHER VANDEVEN –



New Show Filled With Sexy Clips and Outrageous Memories is Available as a VOD Special on Digital Cable as Well as on the Howard TV Channel



New York, July 22 – Forty years ago this summer, two great events happened to mankind; man landed on the moon, and Penthouse Magazine was launched! Over the years, the Howard Stern Show has been a favorite spot for many Penthouse Pets, who found a welcoming environment for their playful sensuality. When the Howard TV On Demand producers heard that Penthouse was planning a 40th Anniversary Special Collector’s Edition, they took a look back and found they were sitting on a treasure trove of video memories of hot and sexy fun. So, to celebrate this important milestone, Howard TV brought in the sultry and spectacular 2007 Pet of the Year, Heather Vandeven to host the 75 minute, Howard TV Presents: The Penthouse 40th Anniversary Special which premieres on Thursday, July 23. The special will be available to all Howard TV subscribers, and in addition, it can also be found as a standalone special on all major cable systems in the U.S. and Canada on their VOD platforms.



The completely uncensored video special tracks some of the most memorable appearances that were captured on camera from 1994 until the present. Pulled from the Howard Stern Show vaults are a wealth of steamy, hot and most unforgettable appearances from the very first visit by a Penthouse Pet Kimberly Taylor in 1994, to a parade of outrageous fun and games and numerous Penthouse Pet Pageants. The special includes some of Amy Lynn’s classic appearances; Victoria (Dr. Z) Zdrok bringing her own Sybian (a wildly popular vibrating machine); naked piano playing by Pet Crystal Klein; Pet Bree Olsen getting spanked and riding the Sybian; Jenna Jameson; the Penthouse Pet Fantastic Four: Jamie Lynn, Ashley Roberts, Cassia Riley and Ginger Jolie in a one of a kind outrageous erotic talent contest; Charlie Laine and Justine Joli’s Sybian rides; plus many girl-on-girl segments. To top it off, show host Heather Vandeven changes her outfits on camera….several times, and will entertain viewers with a very special and sexy surprise that is not to be missed.



A special four-page article in the Penthouse 40th Anniversary Special Collector’s Edition includes personal reminiscences by long-time Howard TV producers Doug Z. Goodstein and Mike Gange along with the producer of the special Lee Gerowitz. Favorite memories include Amy Lynn showing her love and appreciation for Howard; funny moments such as when 2006 Pet of the Month Nevaeh came in with a bad cold forcing everyone in the studio to wear hospital masks; and watching how Pet appearances have become more outrageous through the years.

Howard TV has also created a Howard TV Penthouse Interactive Timeline online at: http://my.howard.tv/penthouse-40th-anniversary-special . Viewers can get more information about how to order the special by calling 1-888-4-HEYNOW or by visiting www.howard.tv for details. The VOD special is $7.99.



Doug Z. Goodstein is the Executive Producer for Howard TV On Demand and Mike Gange is Supervising Producer. Lee Gerowitz is the Producer of the special.



Heather Vandeven, host of

HOWARD TV PRESENTS: THE PENTHOUSE 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

About Host Heather Vandeven

Heather was born and raised in Northern California, the land of hippies and wine, with her loving and supportive family. Even at a young age, Heather had a propensity for self challenge and independence. She embarked on her first major adventure by enlisting in the U.S. Army at the age of 17. Since then, she has traveled the world, landing in Los Angeles where she has worked consistently in both acting and modeling for the past five years. She graced the covers of several magazines and in early 2007, Heather was named Penthouse Magazine's Pet of the Year, an endorsement of her physical beauty and ability to represent a national brand in television, film, radio and publicly throughout the world. Heather has been a guest on the Howard Stern Show many times. Her most infamous appearance was on April 12, 2007 when Heather and fellow Pet Justine Joli rode the Sybian together.

La mejor combinacion: lesbianas y amigas


Cecilia Vega en The Ass Destroyer


Sunday, July 19, 2009

Capt. Janks' lawyer getting prank reimbursement calls

source

themorningcall.com

Capt. Janks' lawyer getting prank reimbursement calls

His client, known for similar capers, is having theft charges from 5 counties consolidated

By Robert H. Orenstein

OF THE MORNING CALL

July 19, 2009


You almost had to expect this.

The lawyer for Capt. Janks -- the one-time ''Howard Stern Show'' radio personality who gained notoriety for making bogus calls to news shows -- is getting crank calls seeking reimbursement for Janks' no-show performances.

''We are getting prank phone calls from Pittsburgh, Texas,'' said Thomas Carluccio, Janks' lawyer from Plymouth Meeting, Montgomery County, recounting where some of the calls originated.

Janks -- his real name is Thomas Cipriano -- from North Wales, Montgomery County, faces theft charges for getting paid in advance to appear at bars and restaurants. In each case, authorities say, the comedian promised promotional spots on Stern's show and a free satellite radio. But he never showed, according to police.

Meanwhile, charges from five Pennsylvania counties are being consolidated in Montgomery County Court.

''Where the evidence shows a pattern of a common planned design or a scheme that shows a criminal enterprise, the courts allow them to be brought together in one place,'' said Bradford Richman, an assistant district attorney prosecuting the cases. ''It would be a waste of judicial resources to try this in four or five different counties.''

After the media reported the first charges in Montgomery and Bucks counties this spring, other business owners contacted police to report their problems. That led to additional charges in Philadelphia, Berks and Chester counties, Richman said.

In all, Cipriano faces theft charges in 10 incidents where he generally received from $250 to $350 in advance, Richman said; nine businesses -- one paid for two performances -- gave Cipriano a total of about $3,700.

Charges in Schuylkill County were dropped this spring, Carluccio said, after Cipriano repaid the bar. Court records indicate charges were dropped.

At least two business owners in Delaware and New Jersey pressed charges. Richman said those cases cannot be tried in Pennsylvania.

Carluccio tried to settle the Pennsylvania cases out of court, saying criminal charges should be dropped because Cipriano broke a contract, which is a civil matter.

Richman disagreed: ''When you have this number of cases, there is just no way this is a civil matter.''

''If we can't resolve the issues, then we will go to trial,'' Carluccio said.

Carluccio, a longtime fan of Stern's show, said he has been representing Cipriano for free. He met Cipriano last year through a mutual friend, who said Cipriano needed help in an unrelated legal matter.

Carluccio said Cipriano was in drug rehabilitation in February, and Cipriano, 43, told Stern on the air that he was addicted to painkillers.

Cipriano spent 22 days in Montgomery County jail without bail after police filed the first charges. He was released May 14.

''At some point in time, his whole life crashed,'' Carluccio said.

Janks' supporters -- including a Stern cohort, comedian Artie Lange -- have been helping raise money to reimburse bars and restaurants, Carluccio said.

Lange raised $8,500 and has committed another $1,500 from benefit shows, Carluccio said. Lange could not be reached for comment, but he has discussed the benefits on Stern's show.

With the money, Cipriano has repaid seven bar and club owners a total of about $3,000, Carluccio said.

Another Lange benefit planned for Thursday in Delaware County was postponed, Carluccio said, adding he never expected the magnitude of Cipriano's problems.

''I had no idea,'' he said, ''it would develop the way it has.''

robert.orenstein@mcall.com

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thanks to Roger_Paw for the info.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Manchester United (MU) got hit by photoshop bomb


The match between national team and MU (Manchester United) could not be played on July 20 despite two bomb explosions that wrecked parts of two hotels, J. W. Marriot Hotel and the Ritz Carlton Hotel. Thanks God, the all of team members are safe. On the contrary, on facebook, the team is got hit...not by bomb but by photoshop work.